And our hands feel empty though they’re full, all the time

I went to give blood and they told me to “come back in a couple of years” because my veins were small and childlike.

When I am old I will compile a list of all the reprehensible pick-up attempts that I have encountered throughout my lifetime and I will publish them.

Ashley: “When I look into the box of Lucky Charms and I see a pink heart, I immediately think, ‘Oh, one of my Facebook friends is in a new relationship!’”

Liz: “You’re pathetic.”

At the risk of sounding like a hick, I like “Freebird” because it reminds me of home.

Tomorrow I’ll have to wear a coat, shoes, and spend those silly little loonies and toonies yet again. I would not have objected to a longer break.